R.I.P. Chickens: A Harsh Reality

by The Rooster on June 30, 2010

When I first got chickens, I knew at some point they would die.  I knew that while they could live at least four or five years, their egg production starts slowing after a year of laying and quickly declines.  While it’s sad to say, they end up outliving their usefulness and suddenly become more productive as food themselves.  While I wasn’t looking forward to their eventual death, I knew it was inevitable.  I had been hoping to solicit the help of one of the Honduran guys that I work with (who grew up with chickens and had no problem with killing them) to do the deed.

Fortunately, I never had to ask my friends and coworkers if they could help me out with this dilemma.  However, what happened was much worse.  A few nights ago I went to go give my chickens fresh water, refill their feed dish, and collect some eggs.  It was getting to be dusk and the lighting obviously wasn’t great.  What I saw was something I never thought I’d see.  The first thing I noticed was that there were feathers everywhere.   After searching the pen area I noticed what was left of one of my chickens – no distinguishable body parts.   I looked inside in disbelief as the scene was almost identical inside the coop.  More feathers everywhere, and another body in the same shape as the first.  It was getting dark, and I knew there weren’t any live chickens so I headed back to the house with the still full pail of water – in shock.

I was shaken.  I knew that the chickens were dead, and it was my fault.  I was their caretaker, and I failed to fully protect them against predators.  The next day I returned to clean up the crime scene, but only found one body.  The  other had been taken in the night – presumably by the same predator who initially killed them.  I took out all the straw, cleaned up everything, got rid of as many feathers as I could, and laid out all new straw.  I found where I believe the predator, probably a raccoon, entered, and made sure he could never get in again.  I made sure all of the spots where the fence overlapped were tied together snuggly, with no chance of another break in.

I set a trap that night with anchovies as the bait as Abby and I had leftovers of a tin in the fridge & was on the verge of going bad so I figured why not.  The next morning I didn’t notice anything in the trap from the window and was late to work so I never checked it.  At work my father asked me if I caught the raccoon, and asked what I used for bait.  I told him no, and that I used anchovies to which he quipped ‘What do you have Italian raccoons?’  Two hours later, when I returned home to get something I forgot, I checked the cage and sure enough there was a very large (apparently Italian) raccoon inside.  While I initially wanted to kill him in vengeance, I realized he’s just trying to survive, too.  I relocated him to a heavily wooded area.

The Likely Perpetrator

While the loss of my chickens was a shocking sight, it was a reminder that ultimately I was their caretaker and their lives depended on me.  I am confident that my new precautions against intrusion will keep everything out of the enclosure, and in my next post I will write about my six new feathery friends that are living in it.

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Susan aka Miss R June 30, 2010 at 7:06 am

I have a fox that prevents any thought of chickens. Sad about yours.

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Diane June 30, 2010 at 9:58 am

Very sad about The Golden Girls!

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Ozzy June 30, 2010 at 11:00 am

MURDERER!

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Mallory June 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm

Oh no! That’s sad. But you can’t blame yourself. You at least saved them from being slaughtered at a Perdue coup. They had a good life. And here’s to bettering your knowledge for the next go around.

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Alexis July 6, 2010 at 8:57 am

the poor chickens! that northern nj wildlife is brutal!

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k8nj August 3, 2010 at 10:41 am

I am enjoying every word of your blog, especially how you feel about a critter eating chicken! As a vegan, I feel that way about people eating chicken, too. I would like to raise some chickens as pets and as a non-factory way to give my non-vegan family members eggs that are produced in a humane environment. Looking for municipal ordinances regarding this, i.e. is there an acreage minimum in each town?

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The Rooster August 3, 2010 at 10:59 am

k8nj – From what I can gather every town is different, and I don’t think it has anything to do with acreage, but rather what the people thought at the time they made the ordinances. In my town there is no minimum, just as long as they don’t annoy anyone.

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liz pisani June 19, 2011 at 8:00 pm

Where do you live ?
I am in Morristownship and was told that you need 3 acres

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